WE HAVE A PIG FARM AT WORK!!!

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP RESTLESS. EVERY HOUR FOR EIGHT HOURS I SIT AT MY DESK YAWNING NON-STOP. MY JOB LIKES TO OVERWORK YOU, UNDERPAY YOU AND DISAPPROVE YOUR SALARY INCREASE. IKE LOZADA, BIG BERT, BOY NGONGO a.k.a DABOY AND BILLY JOEL... ARE LIKE ON A PIGERY BUSINESS AND THEY NEED TO UNDERGO ANGER AND COMMUNICATION COURSES. EVERYONE WASN'T DESIGNED TO BE THERE.

THE WORK HERE ENCOURAGES YOU TO START A NEW DIET BY BECOMING AN ADDICT TO EVERYTHING THAT NUMBS YOUR THOUGHTS AT WORK. JOB DUTIES CONSIST OF WORKING WHAT IS ALREADY DONE. THIS SO-CALLED JOB GIVES YOU PANIC ATTACKS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE EARLY OR LATE -BUT ON TIME. THEY MAKE YOU FRUSTRATED, MOODY, IRRITATED, GETTING DIAGNOISED WITH ADULT A.D.D, A.D.H.D. AND TORRENT SYNDROME. MAKING YOU OVERDOSE ON ST. JOHN'S WART AND B-COMPLEX TABLETS SO YOU CAN BE THE MOST FAKE HAPPY GO LUCKY UNDELIGHTED EMPLOYEE THEY EVERY ENCOUNTERED IN THE ENTIRE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY CALLED A COMPANY. BUNCH OF PIGS!!!! WE HAVE A FUCKIN' ZOO HERE!!! AND IT SMELLS LIKE PIG B.O. ACROSS THE FUCKING HALLWAY AND IT FUCKIN' STINKS!!!!!