A FAREWELL TO MY FAMILY

I though I would always be in NEVERLAND...It turns out its all just a fuckin nightmare... After all of my team decided to leave... what used to be called NEVERLAND... turned into HELL.
(fo' shizzo bizzo) Damn its for real... to think about it. I've been in the shit hole for quite sometime. I haven't felt any appreciation....(I mean we haven't felt any appreciation at all). I lost my reason for staying. I LOST MY TEAM. I wasn't able to do much for them... I cant give them any reason to stay... I fucking failed them...BIG TIME!!!! There ain't enough fruitcake to give a few... might as well eat it while it last!!!!

To my beautiful wife:



Thanks for sticking up with me through thick and thin. I may not say or make you feel important. ONLY GOD knows how you mean so much to me. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GRACE!!!




To my Team:




I will always remember you guys. I ain't gonna be here, if it ain't for you guys....Thanks a lot for all the happy, horny and funny memories... ITS AN HONOR TO WORK AND TO KNOW ALL OF YOU...




















MY KBI FAMILY... THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS!!!!!



LAURENCE: Silent Assassin


TOM: MY BEST FRIEND and my 15 min break DRINKING BUDDIE


SHERWIN: MY BEER BUD


SUNDAY: OUR LITTLE SISTER


MARVIN: MY EXECUTIVE ADVISOR


ROGELYN: THE MOST CHEERFUL AGENT


TERE: INTIMIDATING


CINDY: MRS POLICY


RIZZA: THE LUCKY ONE


JEN: THE BABY MOTHER


TENTAY: THE VOICE OF ALLSEC...


KLING: THE MOST UNDERSTANDING QA


ANNE: MRS SMILE


EDZ: SOPRANO AGENT


MARLON: MANOY


GRAECIA: LONG HAIR


RAKEL: THE VIRGIN AGENT
ERNANI: MR. SEX APPEAL
ARLENE: PANSIT CANTON
MARK: WHOOOOOO
JOEY: LITTLE VOICE







MY SUPPORT BUDDIES:


JERICHO: MY MENTOR... THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME THE MEANING OF "TRUST"


JM: MY TWIN BROTHER and BEST BUD


RUSSLE: BUD FOR LIFE


ERWIN: EXECUTIVE ADVISOR, BEST BUDDY and MR. SMILE








TO THOSE WHO ARE STILL IN THE JOINT:





JAM, EIFFEL, JEF and IAN: THANKS FOR BEING THERE


EDER: MAMA MARY


MIA: ICE CREAM











To the fuckin' executive: (TEAM BABOY!!!!)
Here's my middle finger to salute all your fat ass's!!! Thanks a lot for not taking care of my team and other martyrs here in the company.... THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLES!!! I hope all you fucks live forever.......

WE HAVE A PIG FARM AT WORK!!!

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP RESTLESS. EVERY HOUR FOR EIGHT HOURS I SIT AT MY DESK YAWNING NON-STOP. MY JOB LIKES TO OVERWORK YOU, UNDERPAY YOU AND DISAPPROVE YOUR SALARY INCREASE. IKE LOZADA, BIG BERT, BOY NGONGO a.k.a DABOY AND BILLY JOEL... ARE LIKE ON A PIGERY BUSINESS AND THEY NEED TO UNDERGO ANGER AND COMMUNICATION COURSES. EVERYONE WASN'T DESIGNED TO BE THERE.

THE WORK HERE ENCOURAGES YOU TO START A NEW DIET BY BECOMING AN ADDICT TO EVERYTHING THAT NUMBS YOUR THOUGHTS AT WORK. JOB DUTIES CONSIST OF WORKING WHAT IS ALREADY DONE. THIS SO-CALLED JOB GIVES YOU PANIC ATTACKS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE EARLY OR LATE -BUT ON TIME. THEY MAKE YOU FRUSTRATED, MOODY, IRRITATED, GETTING DIAGNOISED WITH ADULT A.D.D, A.D.H.D. AND TORRENT SYNDROME. MAKING YOU OVERDOSE ON ST. JOHN'S WART AND B-COMPLEX TABLETS SO YOU CAN BE THE MOST FAKE HAPPY GO LUCKY UNDELIGHTED EMPLOYEE THEY EVERY ENCOUNTERED IN THE ENTIRE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY CALLED A COMPANY. BUNCH OF PIGS!!!! WE HAVE A FUCKIN' ZOO HERE!!! AND IT SMELLS LIKE PIG B.O. ACROSS THE FUCKING HALLWAY AND IT FUCKIN' STINKS!!!!!

The Terminator

A sourceless wind rises, and with it a keening WHINE. Papers blow across the pavement. The cat YOWLS and hides under the dumpster. Windows rattle in their frames. The WHINE intensifies, accompanied now by a wash of frigid PURPLE LIGHT. A CONCUSSION like a thunderclap right over- head blows in all the windows facing the yard.

This man is the TERMINATOR. He glances down, taking calm inventory of himself, and notices that a fine white ash covers his skin. He brushes at it unconcernedly as he walks toward the fence, scanning his surroundings.





Beware of the fucking "TERMINATOR"...... he will eliminate all humans to their extinction....


"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense"


I hope the Miranda Warning applies when that fuck face...shoves the shit....

" The Last Supper (Jesus Predicts His Betrayal)"

When Jesus had said this, He became troubled in spirit, and testified and said, "Truly, truly, I say to you, that one of you will betray Me." The disciples began looking at one another, at a loss to know of which one He was speaking. There was reclining on Jesus' bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved. So Simon Peter gestured to him, and said to him, "Tell us who it is of whom He is speaking." He, leaning back thus on Jesus' bosom, said to Him, "Lord, who is it?"
Jesus then answered, "That is the one for whom I shall dip the morsel and give it to him." So when He had dipped the morsel, He took and gave it to Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot. After the morsel, Satan then entered into him. Therefore Jesus said to him, "What you do, do quickly." Now no one of those reclining at the table knew for what purpose He had said this to him. For some were supposing, because Judas had the money box, that Jesus was saying to him, "Buy the things we have need of for the feast"; or else, that he should give something to the poor. So after receiving the morsel he went out immediately; and it was night.
Therefore when he had gone out, Jesus said, "Now is the Son of Man glorified, and God is glorified in Him; if God is glorified in Him, God will also glorify Him in Himself, and will glorify Him immediately. Little children, I am with you a little while longer. You will seek Me; and as I said to the Jews, now I also say to you, 'Where I am going, you cannot come.' A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another."

Simon Peter said to Him, "Lord, where are You going?" Jesus answered, "Where I go, you cannot follow Me now; but you will follow later." Peter said to Him, "Lord, why can I not follow You right now? I will lay down my life for You." Jesus answered, "Will you lay down your life for Me? Truly, truly, I say to you, a rooster will not crow until you deny Me three times.

"The Colonies Annual Spelling Bee"

And when you thought everything is ok...you'll be surprised to be part of another stupid freaking bullcrap. The lady bee in the colony announced: Here ye; here ye...to all soldier bee's... you are invited...

(let me rephrase that...you are obliged to join our annual spelling bee competition....)

The mechanics are as follows:

1) Compete with your freakin' self ( only to prove that you are making an ASS out of yourself )

2) Sting your own freakin' ass ( if it hurts .... you lose)

3) If you flunk the spelling bee quiz.... repeat steps 1 and 2 till you get it.....(giving the bee commitee enough reason to get rid of your freakin' ass....FOR WHAT,,,,for simply flunking the stupid spelling bee....)

4) If you pass, you'll be obliged to be part of the annual quiz bee competition.... So fuckin' great!!!!!!!

Its like fucking yourself up like crazy....(I say this is fuckin' hilarious....)

I never heard of something stupid as that...eh.... and where is the so called bee journal.... From what I've remember it should be released by now.... Oh, I get it...the journal is in you.... I did'nt get it at first... I thought it was meant literally... (Nice personification assholes!!!!)

THE POWER IS IN YOU...BULLCRAP!!! WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK YOUR SELF UP!!!! SHIT!!!!!

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

"SANTA'S WEB IS NO MORE"

Last week, 6 of the web slingers were sucked out of the colony. They were given no courtesy...they were stepped on like shit. They were fucked up so fast...they didnt know what hit them....Out of baliwood they said without any fuckin notice...( For all I know it should be at least 30 days from the intended shit ) B-I-A-T-C-H!!!!

As I contemplated on the shit they've experienced...Yet again, another fucked up news.... An announcement fucked up the whole colony.... "Santa's web is no more... no more fuckin' web for the bee's". THE COLONY IS DOOMED!!!! (SANTA IS GONE FOREVER...never to return) The used to be leader of the drones said....All you drones would have to wait till the end of spring to build or be transferred to another colony.... (Huh? didnt I just heard that shit before....) Only this time its worst, for the leader of the drones is trying to encourage the little hopeless bees to leave the colony.... And its fuckin' weird to see a leader like that. HMMMM.... Something's going on!!!!!

Sai Baba's major deceit was exposed. Sai will fuck every bee in the colony and every memory of the once perfect colony will be removed from every scroll. He wants the colony all for himself. Well goodluck, I say to you Sai. For his selfishness would only cost him more... In the end, he will just be the shit that every bee will just step on. SAI YOU ARE THRASH!!!!!! PLAN YOUR FUCKIN' MOVES SAI!!!! You are just a fuckin' single servin shit hole in the colony. You can have your freakin Baliwood and all this shit.... Just be sure you can afford to pay the colony....DONT FUCK AROUND SAI coz the killer bees will kick your fuckin' ASS BIGTIME!!!!

The Return of Prof X and Mystique

X - Men episode 2.....hehehe...the long fuckin wait is over...Prof x is "back in the house" "literally he is fuckin' back"....Prof X and Mystique joined forces and they are back with a vengance... its for one purpose.... that is to kick Magnetestos ass.....so goodluck to all you mutant fucks....( I CAN SEE A DEAD HORMONE WALKIN')

Mystique the shape shifting bitch.... fuck the hell up Magnetestos giving all the mutant powers that Prof x needed....I mean everything.... she gave everything

Im gonna bet...it will be a month from now...

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ALL WHO GAVE A FUCK...WILL GET A FUCK.... and they will get the same ass fuck...like they did to Prof X.

ALL OF YOU CAN RUN....BUT YOU CANT HIDE......

SAYONARA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!!!!

BYE BYE