A FAREWELL TO MY FAMILY

I though I would always be in NEVERLAND...It turns out its all just a fuckin nightmare... After all of my team decided to leave... what used to be called NEVERLAND... turned into HELL.
(fo' shizzo bizzo) Damn its for real... to think about it. I've been in the shit hole for quite sometime. I haven't felt any appreciation....(I mean we haven't felt any appreciation at all). I lost my reason for staying. I LOST MY TEAM. I wasn't able to do much for them... I cant give them any reason to stay... I fucking failed them...BIG TIME!!!! There ain't enough fruitcake to give a few... might as well eat it while it last!!!!

To my beautiful wife:



Thanks for sticking up with me through thick and thin. I may not say or make you feel important. ONLY GOD knows how you mean so much to me. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GRACE!!!




To my Team:




I will always remember you guys. I ain't gonna be here, if it ain't for you guys....Thanks a lot for all the happy, horny and funny memories... ITS AN HONOR TO WORK AND TO KNOW ALL OF YOU...




















MY KBI FAMILY... THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS!!!!!



LAURENCE: Silent Assassin


TOM: MY BEST FRIEND and my 15 min break DRINKING BUDDIE


SHERWIN: MY BEER BUD


SUNDAY: OUR LITTLE SISTER


MARVIN: MY EXECUTIVE ADVISOR


ROGELYN: THE MOST CHEERFUL AGENT


TERE: INTIMIDATING


CINDY: MRS POLICY


RIZZA: THE LUCKY ONE


JEN: THE BABY MOTHER


TENTAY: THE VOICE OF ALLSEC...


KLING: THE MOST UNDERSTANDING QA


ANNE: MRS SMILE


EDZ: SOPRANO AGENT


MARLON: MANOY


GRAECIA: LONG HAIR


RAKEL: THE VIRGIN AGENT
ERNANI: MR. SEX APPEAL
ARLENE: PANSIT CANTON
MARK: WHOOOOOO
JOEY: LITTLE VOICE







MY SUPPORT BUDDIES:


JERICHO: MY MENTOR... THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME THE MEANING OF "TRUST"


JM: MY TWIN BROTHER and BEST BUD


RUSSLE: BUD FOR LIFE


ERWIN: EXECUTIVE ADVISOR, BEST BUDDY and MR. SMILE








TO THOSE WHO ARE STILL IN THE JOINT:





JAM, EIFFEL, JEF and IAN: THANKS FOR BEING THERE


EDER: MAMA MARY


MIA: ICE CREAM











To the fuckin' executive: (TEAM BABOY!!!!)
Here's my middle finger to salute all your fat ass's!!! Thanks a lot for not taking care of my team and other martyrs here in the company.... THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLES!!! I hope all you fucks live forever.......

WE HAVE A PIG FARM AT WORK!!!

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP RESTLESS. EVERY HOUR FOR EIGHT HOURS I SIT AT MY DESK YAWNING NON-STOP. MY JOB LIKES TO OVERWORK YOU, UNDERPAY YOU AND DISAPPROVE YOUR SALARY INCREASE. IKE LOZADA, BIG BERT, BOY NGONGO a.k.a DABOY AND BILLY JOEL... ARE LIKE ON A PIGERY BUSINESS AND THEY NEED TO UNDERGO ANGER AND COMMUNICATION COURSES. EVERYONE WASN'T DESIGNED TO BE THERE.

THE WORK HERE ENCOURAGES YOU TO START A NEW DIET BY BECOMING AN ADDICT TO EVERYTHING THAT NUMBS YOUR THOUGHTS AT WORK. JOB DUTIES CONSIST OF WORKING WHAT IS ALREADY DONE. THIS SO-CALLED JOB GIVES YOU PANIC ATTACKS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE EARLY OR LATE -BUT ON TIME. THEY MAKE YOU FRUSTRATED, MOODY, IRRITATED, GETTING DIAGNOISED WITH ADULT A.D.D, A.D.H.D. AND TORRENT SYNDROME. MAKING YOU OVERDOSE ON ST. JOHN'S WART AND B-COMPLEX TABLETS SO YOU CAN BE THE MOST FAKE HAPPY GO LUCKY UNDELIGHTED EMPLOYEE THEY EVERY ENCOUNTERED IN THE ENTIRE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY CALLED A COMPANY. BUNCH OF PIGS!!!! WE HAVE A FUCKIN' ZOO HERE!!! AND IT SMELLS LIKE PIG B.O. ACROSS THE FUCKING HALLWAY AND IT FUCKIN' STINKS!!!!!

The Terminator

A sourceless wind rises, and with it a keening WHINE. Papers blow across the pavement. The cat YOWLS and hides under the dumpster. Windows rattle in their frames. The WHINE intensifies, accompanied now by a wash of frigid PURPLE LIGHT. A CONCUSSION like a thunderclap right over- head blows in all the windows facing the yard.

This man is the TERMINATOR. He glances down, taking calm inventory of himself, and notices that a fine white ash covers his skin. He brushes at it unconcernedly as he walks toward the fence, scanning his surroundings.





Beware of the fucking "TERMINATOR"...... he will eliminate all humans to their extinction....


"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense"


I hope the Miranda Warning applies when that fuck face...shoves the shit....

" The Last Supper (Jesus Predicts His Betrayal)"

When Jesus had said this, He became troubled in spirit, and testified and said, "Truly, truly, I say to you, that one of you will betray Me." The disciples began looking at one another, at a loss to know of which one He was speaking. There was reclining on Jesus' bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved. So Simon Peter gestured to him, and said to him, "Tell us who it is of whom He is speaking." He, leaning back thus on Jesus' bosom, said to Him, "Lord, who is it?"
Jesus then answered, "That is the one for whom I shall dip the morsel and give it to him." So when He had dipped the morsel, He took and gave it to Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot. After the morsel, Satan then entered into him. Therefore Jesus said to him, "What you do, do quickly." Now no one of those reclining at the table knew for what purpose He had said this to him. For some were supposing, because Judas had the money box, that Jesus was saying to him, "Buy the things we have need of for the feast"; or else, that he should give something to the poor. So after receiving the morsel he went out immediately; and it was night.
Therefore when he had gone out, Jesus said, "Now is the Son of Man glorified, and God is glorified in Him; if God is glorified in Him, God will also glorify Him in Himself, and will glorify Him immediately. Little children, I am with you a little while longer. You will seek Me; and as I said to the Jews, now I also say to you, 'Where I am going, you cannot come.' A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another."

Simon Peter said to Him, "Lord, where are You going?" Jesus answered, "Where I go, you cannot follow Me now; but you will follow later." Peter said to Him, "Lord, why can I not follow You right now? I will lay down my life for You." Jesus answered, "Will you lay down your life for Me? Truly, truly, I say to you, a rooster will not crow until you deny Me three times.

"The Colonies Annual Spelling Bee"

And when you thought everything is ok...you'll be surprised to be part of another stupid freaking bullcrap. The lady bee in the colony announced: Here ye; here ye...to all soldier bee's... you are invited...

(let me rephrase that...you are obliged to join our annual spelling bee competition....)

The mechanics are as follows:

1) Compete with your freakin' self ( only to prove that you are making an ASS out of yourself )

2) Sting your own freakin' ass ( if it hurts .... you lose)

3) If you flunk the spelling bee quiz.... repeat steps 1 and 2 till you get it.....(giving the bee commitee enough reason to get rid of your freakin' ass....FOR WHAT,,,,for simply flunking the stupid spelling bee....)

4) If you pass, you'll be obliged to be part of the annual quiz bee competition.... So fuckin' great!!!!!!!

Its like fucking yourself up like crazy....(I say this is fuckin' hilarious....)

I never heard of something stupid as that...eh.... and where is the so called bee journal.... From what I've remember it should be released by now.... Oh, I get it...the journal is in you.... I did'nt get it at first... I thought it was meant literally... (Nice personification assholes!!!!)

THE POWER IS IN YOU...BULLCRAP!!! WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK YOUR SELF UP!!!! SHIT!!!!!

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

"SANTA'S WEB IS NO MORE"

Last week, 6 of the web slingers were sucked out of the colony. They were given no courtesy...they were stepped on like shit. They were fucked up so fast...they didnt know what hit them....Out of baliwood they said without any fuckin notice...( For all I know it should be at least 30 days from the intended shit ) B-I-A-T-C-H!!!!

As I contemplated on the shit they've experienced...Yet again, another fucked up news.... An announcement fucked up the whole colony.... "Santa's web is no more... no more fuckin' web for the bee's". THE COLONY IS DOOMED!!!! (SANTA IS GONE FOREVER...never to return) The used to be leader of the drones said....All you drones would have to wait till the end of spring to build or be transferred to another colony.... (Huh? didnt I just heard that shit before....) Only this time its worst, for the leader of the drones is trying to encourage the little hopeless bees to leave the colony.... And its fuckin' weird to see a leader like that. HMMMM.... Something's going on!!!!!

Sai Baba's major deceit was exposed. Sai will fuck every bee in the colony and every memory of the once perfect colony will be removed from every scroll. He wants the colony all for himself. Well goodluck, I say to you Sai. For his selfishness would only cost him more... In the end, he will just be the shit that every bee will just step on. SAI YOU ARE THRASH!!!!!! PLAN YOUR FUCKIN' MOVES SAI!!!! You are just a fuckin' single servin shit hole in the colony. You can have your freakin Baliwood and all this shit.... Just be sure you can afford to pay the colony....DONT FUCK AROUND SAI coz the killer bees will kick your fuckin' ASS BIGTIME!!!!

The Return of Prof X and Mystique

X - Men episode 2.....hehehe...the long fuckin wait is over...Prof x is "back in the house" "literally he is fuckin' back"....Prof X and Mystique joined forces and they are back with a vengance... its for one purpose.... that is to kick Magnetestos ass.....so goodluck to all you mutant fucks....( I CAN SEE A DEAD HORMONE WALKIN')

Mystique the shape shifting bitch.... fuck the hell up Magnetestos giving all the mutant powers that Prof x needed....I mean everything.... she gave everything

Im gonna bet...it will be a month from now...

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ALL WHO GAVE A FUCK...WILL GET A FUCK.... and they will get the same ass fuck...like they did to Prof X.

ALL OF YOU CAN RUN....BUT YOU CANT HIDE......

SAYONARA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!!!!

BYE BYE

"So it is written...so it shall be done.."

It was a rainy sunday afternoon. I was picking my nose...watching the same old shit...thinking about things...how it used to be and how things should have been.... (if it aint for some hormone named TESTOSTERONE things would have been different)

Out of the blue something struck me....Holy shit!!! its a Bible!!!! its seems like... God is saying something...I told myself...well maybe God is telling me to read his word...Something whispered to my ear and said "What is the REAL DEAL?" I got like the whole afternoon looking for that answer in the Bible...After a long search...it kinda funny cause everything that I wanted to hear is written....and so it goes....

Psalm 101:7 No one who practices deceit will dwell in my house; no one who speaks falsely will stand in my presence. (HEHEHE FUCKIN' WELL SAID GOD!!!)

Proverbs 19:5 A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who pours out lies will not go free.
(HAHAHA THANKS GOD!!! SHIT!!! YOU ARE WITH ME ALL THE WAY...NOTHING BUT LOVE GOD!!! HEHEHE)

Romans 2:8 But for those who are self-seeking and who reject the truth and follow evil, there will be wrath and anger. (GOD WILL DEFINITELY KICK THE FUCKS ASS FOR ME...YEAH!!!)

Hahaha...now I believe that everything is written in the bilble.... You dont believe me???????then check this verse.....this one is the real deal...imagine TESTOS mumbling it....

Matthew 10:34-36
Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn“a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter–in–law against her mother–in–law a man's enemies will be the members of his own household" (AND ITS IN FUCKIN' BOLD LETTERS)....

AM I MAKING SENSE HERE????? RING ANY BELLS??????? BI!!!!!!!ATCH!!!!!!

IS IT BETTER NOW ASSHOLE?????????????

SMEGMA 3:16 " Go Fuck Yourself"

Ni siquiera tu mejor amigo puede ayudarte, todos ustedes traicioneros se pudrirán en el infierno. Estas muerto perra, te pateare el culo. eres un monstruo de grano hijo de perra ... comete tu gordo culo..
Online translation will just translate how dumb your ass is... Online translation, BABEL and you are synonymous. "Erroneous syntax" defines your FEEL GOOD ASS...so "GO FUCK YOURSELF"... WHO THE FUCK, YOU THINK YOU ARE? SMEGMA IS THAT YOU?

"I'LL TELL YOU TO TESTO"

There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name as the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I think you're gonna find – when all this shit is over and done – I think you're gonna find yourself one smilin' motherfucker. Thing is "TESTO", right now you got ability (for a hormone...hmmm). But painful as it may be, that ability wont last. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life, but it's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. This bee business is filled to the brim with unrealistic fart faced motherfuckers who thought their ass aged like wine. (ACTING THE FUCK UP AS IF THEY NEVER FAILED AN EXAM!!!) Besides, even if you went all the way up, what would you be? (Hmmm...a fuckin' tongue lickin' my golden balls) or a heavy-weight champion of the world. Who gives a shit? I doubt you can even get a fuck based on that.Hmmm...whatever that means...

"Liar's Go To Hell" (The adventure of Pinakyu)

I have no problem with reading erotic stories, but come on, people. I know most of these are made up, but how many stupid kids are writing about how they had 12 inch cocks when they were 11 (and some even say 12 inches was small then) and fucked the 21 year old babysitter for hours and made her cum a dozen times? Allow me to say this. Most guys, when erect, are between 5 and 7 inches. About 2/3 fall in that category. I know I do (a little over 6, in case you were wondering). Some guys are huge, but they aren't very common and usually take time to develop and don't have massive tools when they are 11 (fact is there are more below average guys than above average guys). And most 11 year olds wouldn't make it all the way in before they blow their wads. Just look at how excited you guys get over cleavage.

Anyways, the topic I wanna share is not about how big or how long my cock is. Its all about the worker bee (Pinakyu).... and how the fuck its lying....and how it makes everybody believes that its a victim on what it claims "unjust colony"...

How to Deal with Liars at the COLONY...

Yeah, that little story is a teeny little colony drama. But what happens when you work with a dangerous bee liar at the colony? (mix it up with a hormone called TESTOSTERONE...GOD!!! its a big pile of shit on your MAMA's ASS) What happens if it happened to you? (I say don’t let it go.)

Here are three things to do:

1) Talk to the freaking liar immediately (Just what I did...) I was going to say “confront” the liar, but my conflict resolution bee committee probably wouldn’t like that phrase. But you get the point. Ask, “Why the lie?”

2) Get underneath the issue. Find out. Fast.

3) Clear up any confusion post-haste. Did you ever see the movie The American President with Michael Douglas? There’s a long section of the movie where the president doesn’t respond to spurious accusations against him and it nearly takes him down. Don’t do it. Truth triumphs and lies hide in dark little corners of your butt, afraid of the light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there’s a reason that “fight fire with fire” is an axiom. It’s because it’s true.

4) Above all things, behave ethically. There’s a certain confidence in knowing that you wouldn’t be ashamed to tell your grandmother about what you’ve done. If you behave as an upstanding DRONE, then you have much less to lose when the liars ply their trade. Good triumphs and liars have to go home and live with themselves.
That’s writing down the bones on liars in the colony. It was five minutes of me reacting. What do you do with liars in the colony? ... Im gonna spank the bee's ASS and tell em... AM I FEELIN' LUCKY? (We all know the FUCKIN" truth...so stop acting like shit...)

My Fuckin' Two Faced Colony!!! (Series of Gum Droplets on my Forehead #1...)

It's 11:00 pm. You BUZZ in, and see your ol' pal know it all TESTOSTERONE chewin' the fat with that asshole BOOMBOOM. Wow!, you think to yourself, Ol' TESTOSTERONE sure is actin' all buddy-buddy with BOOMBOOM. (I thought they hated each other!)...hmmm... You decide to sneak up and listen in on them, and there they are; makin' fun of you the same way TESTOSTERONE makes fun of BOOMBOOM! What do you do? Do you step up and loudly clear your throat? Do you tap that ol' fuck on the shoulder, and say "why dont you just fuck yourself up!!!! " like the hell you fucked our Prof before...If you're thinkin'; what you're thinkin'...hellshit you'll be surprised it aint Prof X but its the Queen Bee herself...
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Anywayz, seriously, there are ways to handle two-faced DRONES at the colony tactfully, diplomatically, and mother-of-fucktly! There is no catch-all solution for handling this bothersome problem. Personally, I like to handle such things on a situational basis. But first and foremost, you must realize something about yourself: YOU AIN'T SPECIAL! Those DRONE BITCHES! When So-n-so runs its pickle-washer about everyone else in Balliwood , what makes YOU so special that you're the only one who gets respect? Trust me, no matter how much the two-faced DRONE; kisses your ass to your face, shit... TESTOSTERONE is disrespecting everybody else behind their back, just like everybody else! Realizing this unfortunate reality is the first step to handling these mindless BEE's. Having said that, this is one reason I have always believed in keeping your colony life separate from your flower pickin' private life. Compartmentalization is a GOOD thing, I don't care what the fuck...anybody says. Be cordial and helpful(THOUGH I ADMIT... IM NOW AN ASSHOLE) with your drones, but don't get sucked into the little soap operas that seem to always unfold no matter where you colonize. Stay out of gossip circles. Politely refuse to listen to anybody rant and rave about other DRONES or PROF's. Sometimes, you can't get away from the two-faced DRONE's running mouth. That's when you ignore it. As you let it rattle away, your replies should not contain more than three words: "I SEE", "uhu..", and "OK". Don't offer opinions one way or the other on the DRONE being gossipped about, because these loser BEE's will always double-cross you. Believe me...I know all you fucks!!! --- You aint gonna have it all...NONSENSE ey....