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Friday, May 9, 2008

"Liar's Go To Hell" (The adventure of Pinakyu)


I have no problem with reading erotic stories, but come on, people. I know most of these are made up, but how many stupid kids are writing about how they had 12 inch cocks when they were 11 (and some even say 12 inches was small then) and fucked the 21 year old babysitter for hours and made her cum a dozen times? Allow me to say this. Most guys, when erect, are between 5 and 7 inches. About 2/3 fall in that category. I know I do (a little over 6, in case you were wondering). Some guys are huge, but they aren't very common and usually take time to develop and don't have massive tools when they are 11 (fact is there are more below average guys than above average guys). And most 11 year olds wouldn't make it all the way in before they blow their wads. Just look at how excited you guys get over cleavage.

Anyways, the topic I wanna share is not about how big or how long my cock is. Its all about the worker bee (Pinakyu).... and how the fuck its lying....and how it makes everybody believes that its a victim on what it claims "unjust colony"...

How to Deal with Liars at the COLONY...

Yeah, that little story is a teeny little colony drama. But what happens when you work with a dangerous bee liar at the colony? (mix it up with a hormone called TESTOSTERONE...GOD!!! its a big pile of shit on your MAMA's ASS) What happens if it happened to you? (I say don’t let it go.)

Here are three things to do:

1) Talk to the freaking liar immediately (Just what I did...) I was going to say “confront” the liar, but my conflict resolution bee committee probably wouldn’t like that phrase. But you get the point. Ask, “Why the lie?”

2) Get underneath the issue. Find out. Fast.

3) Clear up any confusion post-haste. Did you ever see the movie The American President with Michael Douglas? There’s a long section of the movie where the president doesn’t respond to spurious accusations against him and it nearly takes him down. Don’t do it. Truth triumphs and lies hide in dark little corners of your butt, afraid of the light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there’s a reason that “fight fire with fire” is an axiom. It’s because it’s true.

4) Above all things, behave ethically. There’s a certain confidence in knowing that you wouldn’t be ashamed to tell your grandmother about what you’ve done. If you behave as an upstanding DRONE, then you have much less to lose when the liars ply their trade. Good triumphs and liars have to go home and live with themselves.
That’s writing down the bones on liars in the colony. It was five minutes of me reacting. What do you do with liars in the colony? ... Im gonna spank the bee's ASS and tell em... AM I FEELIN' LUCKY? (We all know the FUCKIN" truth...so stop acting like shit...)









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