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Thursday, May 8, 2008

My Fuckin' Two Faced Colony!!! (Series of Gum Droplets on my Forehead #1...)

It's 11:00 pm. You BUZZ in, and see your ol' pal know it all TESTOSTERONE chewin' the fat with that asshole BOOMBOOM. Wow!, you think to yourself, Ol' TESTOSTERONE sure is actin' all buddy-buddy with BOOMBOOM. (I thought they hated each other!)...hmmm... You decide to sneak up and listen in on them, and there they are; makin' fun of you the same way TESTOSTERONE makes fun of BOOMBOOM! What do you do? Do you step up and loudly clear your throat? Do you tap that ol' fuck on the shoulder, and say "why dont you just fuck yourself up!!!! " like the hell you fucked our Prof before...If you're thinkin'; what you're thinkin'...hellshit you'll be surprised it aint Prof X but its the Queen Bee herself...
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Anywayz, seriously, there are ways to handle two-faced DRONES at the
colony tactfully, diplomatically, and mother-of-fucktly! There is no catch-all solution for handling this bothersome problem. Personally, I like to handle such things on a situational basis. But first and foremost, you must realize something about yourself: YOU AIN'T SPECIAL! Those DRONE BITCHES! When So-n-so runs its pickle-washer about everyone else in Balliwood , what makes YOU so special that you're the only one who gets respect? Trust me, no matter how much the two-faced DRONE; kisses your ass to your face, shit... TESTOSTERONE is disrespecting everybody else behind their back, just like everybody else! Realizing this unfortunate reality is the first step to handling these mindless BEE's. Having said that, this is one reason I have always believed in keeping your colony life separate from your flower pickin' private life. Compartmentalization is a GOOD thing, I don't care what the fuck...anybody says. Be cordial and helpful(THOUGH I ADMIT... IM NOW AN ASSHOLE) with your drones, but don't get sucked into the little soap operas that seem to always unfold no matter where you colonize. Stay out of gossip circles. Politely refuse to listen to anybody rant and rave about other DRONES or PROF's. Sometimes, you can't get away from the two-faced DRONE's running mouth. That's when you ignore it. As you let it rattle away, your replies should not contain more than three words: "I SEE", "uhu..", and "OK". Don't offer opinions one way or the other on the DRONE being gossipped about, because these loser BEE's will always double-cross you. Believe me...I know all you fucks!!! --- You aint gonna have it all...NONSENSE ey....

4 comments:

Damsel in distress no more said...
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Damsel in distress no more said...

wow sir rey im so inspired heheh!! kea nga, they shud juz mind their own beeswax!

Jhamy whoops! said...

nose bleed.....

TENTAY™ said...

hangang ngayon iniisp ko parin eh!! tama ba ko tama ba?!!